Intelligent Husband

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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband – Where are you going ?
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Wife – I’m moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife – Now where are you going ?
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Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
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Wife – And what about the kids ?
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Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face

Short Facts……

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Wife : “why are u home so early?”

Hubby :  “My boss said go to hell!”

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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

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Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….

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Wives are magicians……..

They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

 

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