Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband – Where are you going ?
Wife – I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – Now where are you going ?
Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife – And what about the kids ?
Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother.
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Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”
Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
There are 3 kinds of men in this
Some remain single and make
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….
Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!